He invited us to come meet up with him and his buddies. *Written with permission from GeorgeGlass. Well, see ya later, Lincoln. Lincoln: Bye Richard. Lisa: Mom. But when you live in a family as big as mine for as long as I have, you definitely grow used to it and manage to work with it.CAROL: (chuckles) Well, I'll bet it's easy for your family to keep track of you, Lincoln. H-how did you do it?LINCOLN: Well, when you have an athletic sister as I do, you learn to have more stamina.LORI: (gasping for breath) You stillparkouring.with Lynn on Saturday mornings?LINCOLN: Oh, you have no idea. Lincoln couldn't help but enjoy seeing his own sister pulverizing the two stinkers. ), The Marvelous Adventures of Luna and Luan, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. After the discovery of her beloved grandson in the backyard, Celesta decides to call the police and instantly takes custody of Lincoln and Lily. (chuckles embarrassingly) I guess all this energy has worked up my appetite.LORI: Well then, I guess the leader of the losing team should buy lunch. Lana and Lola: Time to panic time to panic time to panic. Loud House: Adult Party Cartoon (AKA Loud House: NSFK! Lincoln Loud was in the girls bathroom sniffing panties, Ronnie Anne and her friends caught Lincoln in the act and as a result, Lincoln was punished. Her phone rings and she picks it up.] This is men's business.Hank grabbed Lincoln from behind Dana and dragged him over to Hawk, tossing him at the Hocker's feet. But there is something I have been meaning to ask you about.Lincoln looked at her in interest.TERI: I know you told me earlier that your sister Lisa said she would keep an eye on Darcy. Lola:And they way show their mom affection. You gotta move with it. On a Wednesday Morning. ], [They dart upstairs and they comeback, carrying Linka and they put Linka on the couch. After learning how her family treated Lincoln after Lynn accused him of being badluck, Rita sends Lincoln, Leni, Lucy and Lily to live with their cousins. Once their plates full enough, they all sat down and began to have lunch.BECKY: (bites into chicken leg and chews; through mouthful) Hmmm this is. (swallows) pretty delicious!DANA: (eating a sandwich) Mmm-hmm! Teri, that is SO sweet.TERI: Not as adorable as what happened that same evening. She shares a bunk bed with Female Lynn and Lucy sleeps in a vampire coffin. Lincoln: So Richard, I was wondering if you'd like to go to the Burpin' Burger with us. Lynn(Boy):Right where it always is, weirdo. and why are they out in the mountains? Richard: C'mon Charlie! Richard: When Clyde shows up, were gonna teach this guy a lesson hell never forget. 28) [We open at the Casagrandes' house. He opened his eyes to see two hulking figures standing above him. Linka:[Anxiously] Eh..I dont know, you dont wanna hear that story. All the Loud kids, the chauffeur Kirby Sullivan, and the Catholic Louds' bodyguards are enjoying their burgers. On his first day at Archetype Academy, a school that trains its student to harness their potential, Lincoln Loud worries that his lack of powers will ruin his attempts to follow in his exceptional sisters' footsteps. You remember how about a week ago, Lori invited to me join her on a little trip to the mall along with her friends? Two days later on Saturday, Richard comes to visit Lincoln's house along with his sisters: Lorraine, Helena, Alexandra, Lorena, Lucia, Ciara, Alanna, Delores, Elizabeth, and Lauren. But after a few seconds, Lincoln felt as if the sun was being blocked from him. (The sisters immediately stopped talking and looked towards their father. Frank: No offense Richard, but you're kinda crazy! Charles Davis Jr. is an African-American boy who is a chick magnet, since a lot of girls swoon over him. Lori:Anyway, how was your date with Ronald? Claire:And Lexx, how are you okay with this? Work Search: At Moxxie: Overlord, son of satan, all time bad we all know how whimpy Moxxie is. ], Lincoln:Wow, your interpretations of my sisters did the same thing your brothers did in my dreams. There was no one around. He's introduced to a secret his family has been hiding for generations El titulo dice todo (Pueden haber imgenes fuertes). A robotic creation of Doctor Eggman or at least he thought. I actually thought they were gonna pummel me and turn me into a human pretzel again.LORI: Well, you don't have to worry about those idiots anymore.LINCOLN: Trust me, sis. Leni:But theres two things I like about those versions of us. Ronnie Anne: A lesson? Chapters 1-28 written with LoudAutomata16. Dang it.LILY: Awwww. Mostly, I do a little run on the treadmill and lift a few weights. Mom loved it too, and she was gratefully towards me for making it. Hiding behind your sister and letting her be the one to protect you.LINCOLN: Wai--WHAT? Lisa: I will be right back. Lisa:Long enough to hear, every word youve said. The screen splits diagonally, revealing Linka on the bottom. Linka:[groans] Never mind. Linka is then covered in make up], Lola:There, now dont you look beautiful? Years later, the two families meet againwho will prevail? Lori:Girls, Dutch oven, Loud House style! Lisa: Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness? Francis Nguyen is a Vietnamese-American boy, his parents, who are devout Catholics like him, fled Vietnam in 1975 to escape the Communists, they are now in the real estate business, and Frank is the older of their two sons. Lincoln finally decided to stop manipulating his sisters and tries to be nice, but his sisters still treated him like dirt. The Loud kids often get on each other's nerves and bicker. Luna: I am not sure if I want to be a doctor. I'm kind of ticklish.TERI: (giggles) Sorry.LORI: (off-screen) Well well well.Lincoln and the girls suddenly turned to see Lori standing, now dressed in her bikini with a smirk on her face.LORI: (smugly) I see you've already started having a little fun, Lincoln.LINCOLN: LORI!LORI: (laughs) I'm just kidding, little bro. Read to find out. - Lincoln said, relaxed (Lincoln pulls out a comic to read and sit on his bed) TWO HOURS LATER Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Rita: What's wrong? Lily was also there, sitting in Rita's lap.LORI: We're back!RITA: Hi kids. Once Lynn Senior figures out what's going onit doesn't end well for him (). I gotta go break the bad news to Leif. We cut to Linka in the bathroom, taking off the badges.]. Lemy tem se sentido cada vez mais estranho desde que completou 13 anos, as mudanas no seu corpo e sua libido desenfreada era um claro sinal de sua puberdade, ele s no esperava oque essa puberdade significava para um Loud. You two are Quacks. You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome brothers! Thanks to Luan, Lincoln and Rita were not only abandoned by Lynn sr but also Kicked out of their House after he accused Rita of cheating and Lincoln for not being his real son, but life always finds a way when the two are Taken in by Mrs. Johnson. [walks out of the room], [Lincoln sighs and turn around to his sisters.]. Lisa: Luna, Carribean is a set of islands. *cough* *cough* *sneeze*. But how did you know I like Ace Savvy?DANA: Well, let's just say, your sister certainly talks a lot about you. [Just then, a female version of Loki comes out texting on his phone.]. Lincoln was always into heroes as a kid so why not become one in real life. Can you knock it off? Lori! Dark themes/Dark fic Lincoln/harem. Time to go! Uh, but, um.bahbah..bahLORI: (sighs and chuckles) Here we go again.DANA: (giggles) It's so cute when he does that.LINCOLN: (regaining composure) Y-You look nice!BECKY: (chuckles) Still as honest I remember.CAROL: You know, Lincoln, if this is making you uncomfortable, we can always just call this whole day off nowLINCOLN: WHAT?! Rita: Of course. He reached over and fondled her giant milky tits to add even more pleasure to Rita. #lun That's why she dislikes Lincoln at first. Clyde: Remember when he and his friends jumped me last week? Work Search: [A timer starts ticking down from the 168 hour limit.]. At one point, Lincoln feel asleep and the girls buried him up to his neck in the sand as a playful joke. Richard: I'll have one medium cup of espresso please. Once he entered, he shut the door and stepped into the bathtub. When Clyde, Lincoln's only remaining friend betrayed the boy eventually, he decided to run away and leave everyt Lincoln Loud, a somewhat normal 12 years old, is used to the madness of living with 10 siblings. Richard Loud III is a handsome young 11 year old boy with short blonde hair slicked back, charming face, and fine white teeth, and he speaks in a New York City accent. Its not the end of the world just because I get a little dirty from time to time. Rita: Lana. And as you can probably tell right now, a lot of the stuff he would cook was pretty tasty.LINCOLN: (to Lori) Kind of reminds you of our own dad, huh Lori?Both of the siblings laughed.CAROL: Anyways, before my dad moved away, he left behind a lot of his recipes for my mom to cook. (gets up)LORI: How 'bout you, Linc? You shouldn't have been messin' around where you're not supposed to! Linka:Oh, come on! When did that happen?LINCOLN: Well, you see, last weekend, that day you were all outAnd so, Lincoln proceeded to tell his sisters about the mall trip and how he got to spend time with Lori's friends. English translation for a Spanish fic from J0nas Nagera: After some hard days at work a certain Lincoln Loud's only wish is to just lay down and relax but that is going to become impossible after some very sudden set of peculiar requests from his sisters (sin kids fic). I wish there was a story where Lincoln is the biggest baldest son of the bitch there was!"? [Lynn throws at it at the wall and it bounces up to the top bunk and it hits Linka. Lisa: (checks Lincoln's nose) You also have a runny nose Lincoln. Just then, Lincoln's stomach began to rumble.LINCOLN: Oh. In a house as small as theirs, it can be a challenge for a sibling to spend quality time with another. Enter a female version of Levi.]. (Some may gain a part 2) Some tags will also only apply to certain one-shots. The two Loud siblings waved to their friends from the van windows.LORI: See you guys on Monday at school!LINCOLN: Bye guys!GIRLS: (waving back) Bye Lincoln! Levi: I've been pondering your wish from earlier. I think I can help you out. What if Lincoln didn't lie about having badluck to have time for himself, but to have time for a certain foundation. Lincoln: Well, it doesn't help me. [The four girls head downstairs much to Linka's bewilderment. #lynnsr Inside were twelve wrapped-up sandwiches, a container holding some leftover chicken, a bag of carrot sticks, a few bags of chips, another container with slices of watermelon, and one containing some leftover chocolate cake. Where exactly have you been learning all this stuff?LINCOLN: Eh. Thank you so much! ], [Linka comes out on the other end of the portal and it closes. Lincoln:Well, they had certain aspects of you but some them were Lynns. Mrs.Coconuts:Duck lips? Loki: [concerned] We heard you scream! Now you're gonna regret what you said!Lori then started to beat up the Hockers to a pulp. Linka:My brothers know how to play video games. Lincoln:Hey, you mind telling the whole story? (winks)LINCOLN: Can't wait. But I'm sure Lincoln and Lori have had a long day. Just one more thing. Doug: One medium cup of black coffee for me! C'mon, let's go inside! Look, I-I'm gonna change into my swim trunks right now!And with that, he took his shirt off, leaving him with his trunks on.LINCOLN: See? Lana: I'll fix it. Lori:Anyway, we heard everything about Linkas dream versions of us and Im glad were not like them. Their laughter had gotten Lori's attention and when she turned to see that the bullies who had ruined Halloween for her and her sisters last year were laughing at her little brother and friends, her face began to harden.LORI: (to Teri and Carol) Okay, girls. This is no longer being worked on. And true, only one of them is my sister. Lincoln: (rises from his bed) I don't feel so good. In an alternate version of Brawl in the Family, Lincoln chooses Leni's side which shocks the entire An alternate ending of the episode Making the Case in which Lincoln learns that the girls were faki Lincoln Loud has ended up in the Hospital after the events of Brawl in the Family. You know, when I used to have a limo, I used to think that I am an important person, but I am not. (in a sick tone) And got us covered in blood!HANK: Aw man! (waves to the girls) Hey guys! Lori talked to them a few days ago and guess what? Lana: Quit honking, Lola, or you'll get a frog down your dress! Thanks so much, Dana! Did I mention there is SEX? Lori is texting on her phone, Leni is filing her nails, Luna is strumming her guitar, Luan is telling . So ever since then, I've been doing a lot of cooking in the Pingrey household.LORI: Wow, You must be very busy at your house, Carol, aren't you?CAROL: Well, I can certainly say that having to cook about five meals a day for a brother who only cares about annoying you isn't the easiest life in the world.LORI: (chuckles) Yeah, well neither is being the oldest child in a family with eleven children.LINCOLN: Or being the only boy in that family.DANA: Or having at least four jobs outside of school every day.LINCOLN: But as I might have mentioned before, once you spend enough with somethingDANA: You get used to it.CAROL: Amen.After that, the group continued to eat their lunch. To the rich guys, I'm important, and they don't wanna see important guys like me at places that they consider trashy and lower-class. Giant monstrosities wreak havoc upon an unsuspecting, and unprepared populace. The other girls and Lincoln looked at Carol with raised eyebrows.LORI: CarolCAROL: I-I-I know it's a bit much! It start turning his sisters, mother and many of his female friends into animals girls. #humor Linka:Well, the first day was great, so I might as well stay. Will they use their powers for good or use them for revenge against the Louds sans Rita? Sweet, innocent Claire. Fanfic: Peeking Through the Fourth Wall (Ep. [Sees this dimension's version of her mom and gets an idea] PILE ON MOM! ], [The scene returns where Claire and Linka are together in the living room and they are painting their nails. The screen splits diagonally, revealing Linka on the bottom. Linka:Yep, thats one personality trait of my brothers. Really!LYNN: Oh yeah? Son of Alastor and Rita Loud. Given how, you know, you're (nervously) the only boy?LINCOLN: (Rubbing sunscreen on his chest) Hey now. Because the older sisters are 11 years younger than in the show they have different underdeveloped personalities: Lori just went to school and dislikes boys because she had bad first experience with them. After seeing Death the Reaper (my oc) in his nightmare, he decided that it would b Lincoln's life changes when a woman comes to adopt him when he was left to die in a squirrel suit. A smut filled story featuring everyone's favorite Loud banging every girl that lays their eyes on him. [makes a bigger burp], Lana: Ha. (nudges Lori) That's what really counts.LORI: (gives a small smile and chuckles) Yeah. Lisa: Throat is pretty swollen up and mangled. It has been 7 months since the 'luck' incident happened. This fanfiction takes place after the events of ". Loud House NSFW One-Shots Aphroditidus343. (nudges Lincoln) Lucky you.LINCOLN: Wait? Hello love's so I am going to do a loud house story again. Delores dresses and acts like a princess but unlike Lola, Delores is kindhearted and very caring, as she is more capable of humility than Lola is. ], Linka: I tell you, Claire, sometimes I wish I had ten sisters. He was about to start replying to some of them until his older sisters barged into his room. Rita:[groaning in pain] Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have sons. Lynn Sr: Be careful when doing that LJ. Lisa: I heard that someone is not feeling very well. That someone was her brother, Lincoln. Looks like you have a tummyache Lincoln. Your survival chances are almost zero. #theloudhouse [belches], Lynn(Girl):[snickers] That was weak! She turned around and saw that Lincoln was now standing behind her and grinning.BECKY: Sneak attack. ], Lane:Sorry, I can help but picture myself doing that! Lincoln: So you guys wanna go to Richards house? [Linka and Claire groan and we cut to the living room, where Linka and Claire are watching ARGGH! (shudders) And I had to learn that the hard way.LORI: You okay, little bro?LINCOLN: Yeah, I'm fine. [ruffles Linkas hair]. Whoa. [Everybody still doesn't believe her as they murmur to each other and they go on the couch and they start watching TV. Oh, I can't wait! Lynn Sr: He has a mild fever. Lincoln: You remind me of Lord Tetherby. I remember her providing a little comedy at that party Lori threw. Phew. One by one, each of them made it into the ocean. Richard: You listen to me Clyde! A devout Catholic, Richard attends a school named St. Francis of Assisi Elementary School and attends mass weekly at a church nearby his school. Lincoln took them and put them on.LINCOLN: There we go. Easy there. He then hugged Dana, who wrapped her arms around him in response. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! [jumps off the couch and walks away], Linka:[To the viewers] Okay, I may like putting on make up but I only put it on when its a special occasion. Afterwards, Lincoln jumps outside the window, onto a tree, and slides to the ground.